Assorted Greeting Cards 4 Pack

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Assorted Greeting Cards 4 Pack

$16.00

Don’t send your loved ones a text, send them an old-timey card with a cryptic message so they will love and worry about you. 

What to send a card, but don’t know what to write? Here are some examples: 

  • Hello Grandmother,

Something was in my room again last night….

  • My Dearest Twin Sister, 

Phase one of our dark plan shall commence upon the full moon…

  • Hello Father, 

The transformation has begun like you said it would and I’m developing a taste for human flesh…

  • Greetings Children, 

As prophesied, the craft has landed I am so excited to finally meet you…

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