Greetings Humans, I now have these Green Lady Stickers available on my website for just $4.50. They are six inches tall, made with positive spooky vibes, and guaranteed to making your laptop, coffee maker, or car window a little bit more magical.

The Green Lady is still honored as a minor deity of the land and of the cactus. She is said to give nighttime aid to lost travelers, help with psychic bugs, she gives succulent and space lessons, and she can be evoked to aid in personal transformation.

Her favorite color is plaid.

INTERNATIONAL/NON-UNITED STATES ORDERS: This price does NOT include any import taxes, tariffs, or VATS that your country may charge. Just be aware that you might be responsible for these fees when your order reaches the border. Thanks for understanding, Earthlings!